Sharona: Are you wearing cologne?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, Crystal got it for me.
Sharona: Hey, captain, you ever met Crystal?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I can't say that I have. We were supposed to go out to dinner last week, but she canceled at the last minute.
Lieutenant Disher: She wasn't feeling well.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mm-hmm.
Sharona: Maybe you blew her up too much.
Lieutenant Disher: She's not a balloon.
Sharona: Oh, that's right. She's a living, breathing wallet model.