Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Varla Davis: Oh, I know where there's a copy. A copy of your story in your own handwriting. Sharona: That's impossible. Varla Davis: Oh, it's possible, and I'll show it to you on three conditions. Number one, I'm not waiting two weeks. You taking him back today. Right now. The party is over. Captain Stottlemeyer: What are the other two conditions? Varla Davis: Forget the other conditions. I want you to stay with her, because y'all are a perfect team. Sharona, Monk, and not me. Lieutenant Disher: Deal. Where's the story? Varla Davis: Mrs. Preminger always told us to write our first draft by hand, something about feeling the words. Sharona: Right, but I threw it out. She told us to throw away our first drafts. Varla Davis: Yeah, but you didn't. You used it as scrap paper and packing material. Adrian Monk: "Kenny smiled icily. Don't worry about the police, he said. The teckolic acid in the soup is 100 % untraceable." Varla Davis: Just call me Mrs. Kojak. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, where were you? Adrian Monk: I... She makes me very nervous.