Adrian Monk: Agent Colmes.
Agent Colmes: Mr. Monk, how are you? Get in the van.
Adrian Monk: I'm, I'm waiting for Sharona.
Agent Colmes: Well, you can wait in the van.
Adrian Monk: She won't know where I am.
Agent Colmes: Oh, we'll tell her. Just get in the van, please. Don't make me say it again.
Adrian Monk: I can't, uh,I, I can't sit in the back.
Agent Colmes: There's no other seat.
Adrian Monk: Really, I am not playing favorites here. I, I just told the mafia, the, the same thing. You can ask them.
Agent Colmes: Yeah, that's really adorable. In the van now. Get in the van.
Adrian Monk: I'm getting in, I'm getting in, I'm getting in. Look, just for the record, I'm, I'm using my left hand.
Agent Colmes: That's fascinating. Get in the van.