Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Gets Fired
Captain Stottlemeyer: For god's sake, Monk, what are you doing here? Okay, look, you can't stay. The commissioner could be here any minute. If he finds you here, we're both out of work. Adrian Monk: This garage has been cleaned... scrubbed with bleach recently. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you should see the house. It's like a hospital in there. You could almost live in it.