Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Blackout
Michelle Rivas: Adrian? Adrian Monk: Don't worry, I didn't come to ask you out again. I, I wanted you to have these a dozen roses. You deserve all 12. Michelle Rivas: But they're all different. Adrian Monk: They're your problem now. [both laugh] Michelle Rivas: Ah, Adrian, you're such a sweet man. And whenever you work through whatever it is that you're working through, would you call me? Adrian Monk: You mean you, you'd go out with me again? Michelle Rivas: Sure. But only on the ground floor. Adrian Monk: Huh. Michelle Rivas: If I didn't have cooties, I'd kiss you right now. Adrian Monk: If you didn't have cooties, I'd let you.