Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Lieutenant Disher: Check it out. It's a Rolex. Sharona: Where'd you get it? Lieutenant Disher: Met a guy who knew a guy. Never needs batteries. Sharona: Well, of course not. It runs on stupidity. Randy, you're so gullible, it's frightening. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, well, it does everything. Look, I can tell you what time it is all around the world. It's 5:30 here. In Denver, it's 3:30. In Los Angeles, 12:17. And in Paris, France, time has stopped.