Sylvia Fairbourn: Mr. Monk.
Sharona: You look surprised.
Sylvia Fairbourn: Why would I be surprised?
Adrian Monk: Maybe because Spyder Rudner didn't kill me.
Inmate: Where's the friggin' remote? 'Cause we're missin 'the game.
Jim Moret: [on TV] I'm Jim Moret. Welcome to Book Talk. Reclusive billionaire Lambert Lawson died today of kidney failure.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Fairbourn?
Jim Moret: Our guest today is the author of "Richer Than God".
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Fairbourn?
Sharona: Is this a bad time?
Sylvia Fairbourn: Yes, yes, this is a bad time.
J.T. DeMornay: Thank you, Jim.
Jim Moret: Congratulations. This book is a huge success, and I understand it's selling a lot better than your first book.
J.T. DeMornay: It would be hard not to. My first book sold, like, 50 copies, and I think my mother bought 42 of them.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Fairbourn, Spyder Rudner said he never met Ray Kaspo and had never been to Calgary.
Sylvia Fairbourn: Well, Mr. Monk, who are you going to believe, me or a man who killed four people?
Sharona: Right now, we're not sure.