Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
Spyder Rudner: Hey, what happened to my watch? Adrian Monk: Huh? Spyder Rudner: Where the hell is my watch? It was right there! [pulls out his shiv and grabs Monk] My grandfather gave me that watch. Where is it? Adrian Monk: I-I didn't take your watch. I swear. Spyder Rudner: You better not be lyin' to me. Adrian Monk: Do I look like an idiot? Listen. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, Spyder. Look, look. I'm- I'm pretty good at finding things. If I can find it... If I can find it, you-you tell me about Calgary. Spyder Rudner: You find out who took the watch, we got a deal. [Monk and Spyder perform a gang handshake. Halfway through, Monk pulls a card out of his pocket to check the correct steps.]