Sharona: Adrian, you have to sit. This is a picnic.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't sit on the ground. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.
Sharona: What if they're watching us? This is gonna look very weird. We're supposed to be doing that outdoor intimacy thing now.
Adrian Monk: So stand up.
Sharona: I'm not going to stand up. This is a picnic. Sit down.
Adrian Monk: You stand up.
Sharona: You sit down.
Adrian Monk: You stand up.
Sharona: Adrian, sit down!
Adrian Monk: Okay. Look, all right. How about this? How about if we both squat? See? This is what marriage is.
Marriage is compromise.