Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Sharona: Are you gonna stand? Adrian Monk: I'm fine. I'm- I'm- I'm fine. [leaning over] Is that my sandwich? Sharona: We're never gonna get away with this. They're never gonna believe that we're really married. Adrian Monk: We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?