Captain Stottlemeyer: I hate hospitals.
Adrian Monk: The doctor says she's stable. Thank God.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She woke up for a couple minutes. She could barely breathe. That's how much pain she's in. She asked how the kids were. I said the kids were fine. She passed out again. If I lose her... What if I lose her?
Adrian Monk: You're not. You're not. You're not gonna lose her.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Not gonna lose her." I remember I said that to you one time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [hits vending machine] Peanut bar. I hate these. Do you want it?
Adrian Monk: Why'd you buy it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I didn't buy it. I felt like hitting something.