Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
Adrian Monk: Wait a minute. Listen. Lieutenant Disher: Listen to what? Adrian Monk: Listen to you. You're not sneezing. You haven't sneezed at all since we got here. Sharona: That's true. Adrian Monk: The Maloneys said they had a cat that ran away. That's why they went to Julie's house. Julie: Right. Adrian Monk: They lied. They never had a cat. Otherwise you'd be sneezing your head off. Lieutenant Disher: You're right. He's right. Julie: I'm lost, as usual. Captain Stottlemeyer: If the Maloneys never had a cat, why did they go to your house in the first place? They must have known about the chair somehow. Adrian Monk: Do you still have a copy of that flyer? Julie: Uh, I think so. [removes flyer] Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] That's the prettiest picture I've ever seen.