Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, listen to me. Listen. I think that you you failed that test on purpose. You- You don't want to get your badge back on a technicality, right? You want to earn it. You will. Adrian, you will. You'll... You're gonna be a great cop again. You're gonna do it the right way, and I respect you for that. Now, open the door. Monk! Open that damn door! I'm gonna give you until three. Adrian Monk: [o.s.] A.M. or P.M.? Captain Stottlemeyer: Not three o'clock, you fool!