Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
Julie: Excuse me. Captain Stottlemeyer? Hello. I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the F.B.I.? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know in a kidnapping situation the F.B.I. has jurisprudence. Lieutenant Disher: That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines. Captain Stottlemeyer: Or if she's been held for more than 24 hours. Julie: And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction," right? What kind of lawyer are you? Julie: Oh, uh, I never said I was a lawyer. Lieutenant Disher: Yes, you did. Julie: I-I'm a law student at Garland College, and I know that I have certain rights. And if you don't do everything you can to get my grandmother back, I could sue you all for malpractice. Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you can't. Julie: I-I can't? Captain Stottlemeyer: No.