Adrian Monk: How do you feel, Marci?
Marci Maven: How do I feel? Well, th- That's funny, because I've talked to five psychiatrists and... And three psychologists and one therapist. And, uh, they all wanted to know the same thing. "How you feelin', Marci? How you feelin', Marci?"
Adrian Monk: I- I heard that you got into some trouble last night.
Marci Maven: I smashed the TV in the rec room. What was I supposed to do? Crime Lab S.F. was on with that that new theme song which I hate. Why do they need a new theme song?
Adrian Monk: Marci. I know you didn't kill Susan Malloy.
Marci Maven: Oh, no. Sure I did.
Adrian Monk: No. You couldn't kill anyone. Why did you confess? There's only one reason why you would confess. Because you know Brad Terry is guilty. You love him. You're protecting him. But how do you know he's guilty? That's the question. How do you know he killed his ex-wife? [Marci hangs up the prison phone] Marci. Marci.