Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Adrian Monk: He's delusional. He is the worst eyewitness in the world. Sharona: But he heard gunshots. Adrian Monk: Sharona, the whole town's been celebrating all week. It was probably some kid setting off firecrackers. Sharona: Well, at least you two were talking again. Adrian Monk: I'm glad you enjoyed it, because that's it. I am never setting foot in that house again. Okay, I have my own problems. Sharona: Really? I never noticed. Adrian Monk: Now you're being sardonic.