Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
Woman: It's so hard for women my age to meet men. I'm 38. Adrian Monk: Oh, no, you're not. Woman: Excuse me? Adrian Monk: I was standing behind you when you were registering out front. I-I noticed that your credit card said "member since 1979." You have to be 18 to get that card. Which means that, uh, you're at least 42. Woman: All right. I'm 43. Are you happy now? Adrian Monk: You don't look it.