Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm setting the alarm to 8:00. Eight-oh-oh. Are you happy? Adrian Monk: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: Now, I'm setting the clock ahead seven minutes, so really, I'll be getting up at 7:53. Now we're both happy. Adrian Monk: Yeah, but... Captain Stottlemeyer: You come in here again, Monk, and I'll shoot ya.