Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you doing? Adrian Monk: I like it like this. Captain Stottlemeyer: It's crooked. Adrian Monk: No. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk. The whole house is laid out at right angles. Everything. Except this table. Do you want to tell me why? Adrian Monk: Uh-uh.