Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello? Adrian Monk: It's me, Adrian. Adrian Monk, y-your boss. Sharona: I know. What do you want? Adrian Monk: I'm at the circus. I thought that you were gonna meet me here. Sharona: I told you I was taking the day off. Adrian Monk: Are allowed to do that? Sharona: No, so fire me. Please. It'll be my birthday present. Got your flowers. Adrian Monk: Oh, good. Good. Sharona: The card was blank. Adrian Monk: I know. I- I didn't know what to say, so I just I just left it blank. How did you know they were from me? Sharona: All the same height. And all the flowers have the exact same number of petals on 'em.