Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, when Karen and I were having trouble last year, we went to a marriage counselor guy named Mosely. Decent guy. He didn't help us much, but I'm sure Karen has the number if you'd like... Sharona: We're not married. And if we ever get married, shoot me. Adrian Monk: You know who you should never marry? The Elephant Man. Sharona: I'd marry the Elephant Man before I'd marry you!