Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Lieutenant Disher: This is Norm Mosely. He was the truck driver who found Lawrence Hammond. Adrian Monk: Was Mr. Hammond dead when you found him? Norm Mosely: He was barely hangin' on. He died before the paramedics showed up. Captain Stottlemeyer: Did he say anything? Norm Mosely: Yes, sir. He said, "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas." Captain Stottlemeyer: Come again? Norm Mosely: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas." Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that it? Norm Mosely: Yes, sir. Captain Stottlemeyer: You sure? Norm Mosely: He said it, like, five times. Then he died. Captain Stottlemeyer: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas"? What the hell does that mean? Sharona: Well, it's true. They can't. Lieutenant Disher: It depends. How many girls are we talkin' about? Captain Stottlemeyer: Hang on. Were there any girls nearby eating pizza? Norm Mosely: No, sir. I figured he was delirious, but he kept saying it. Adrian Monk: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas." Nah. No, no. Forget it. No. Never mind. Never mind.