Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes Back to School
Adrian Monk: Oh, ho-ho! You don't want to move there. Sharona: Why not? Adrian Monk: I'll capture your queen with my bishop. [Sharona licks the chess piece] What are you doing? Sharona: What? Your move. Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, I win. You just forfeited. Sharona: Why? Adrian Monk: You can't do that. It's illegal. Sharona: What? Adrian Monk: You know what. You can't lick the queen. She's my queen. Doesn't matter whose queen it is. You can't lick any queen. It's an unwritten rule. Sharona: There's an unwritten licking-the-queen rule? Adrian Monk: You're not even allowed to touch a piece during a game. You can ask anybody. Sharona: Oh, my God. You have been touching pieces left and right. You have been sexually harassing every piece on this board. Adrian Monk: I was centering them. That's different. Sharona: How's that different? Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll move. There. Sharona: Check.