Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Earthquake
Gail Fleming: Are you, um... Are you really a cop? Lieutenant Disher: Yes, I am. Look at the nice picture. Gail Fleming: Why did you get rid of the mustache? Lieutenant Disher: My captain has a mustache. I shaved mine off so that people could tell us apart. Sharona never told me she had a sister. Gail Fleming: Younger. How long have you known her for? Lieutenant Disher: Four years now. Gail Fleming: Really? And she never mentioned me at all? Lieutenant Disher: Well, she's obviously a little jealous.