Adrian Monk: I don't think I can wait a whole year.
Sharona: For what?
Adrian Monk: Our next vacation.
Sharona: You enjoyed that?
Adrian Monk: Oh, I had a great time.
Sharona: Okay, for your information, that was not a vacation, Adrian. A vacation is supposed to be fun and relaxing. That was murder camp.
Adrian Monk: I was thinking, the first week of November, there's this place in Monterey.
Sharona: No. No, forget it. No more vacations. The next time you try to make me take a vacation, I swear I'm quitting. I can't believe I just said that.
Adrian Monk: You seem upset.
Sharona: I am upset!
Adrian Monk: You know what you need?
Sharona: Shut up.
Adrian Monk: Vacation!
Sharona: Shut up!