Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Todd Katterskill: This is not the right will. He left everything to me. Adrian Monk: How do you know that, Todd? Todd Katterskill: I know you. You were at the memorial service. Adrian Monk: This is your uncle's will. Actually, it's a forgery of your uncle's will. But this is what you expected to hear today, isn't it? Todd Katterskill: I don't know what you're talking about. Captain Stottlemeyer: It's dated October 4, kid. You screwed up. The notary public who was supposed to have signed this was on a cruise in the Caribbean on October 4.