Captain Stottlemeyer: Internal Affairs. Look, you just happen to be here, okay? It's your day off, understood? Hey, Walt!
Walter Cauffel: Captain. How are you? Mr. Monk, Walter Cauffel.
Adrian Monk: How's it going?
Walter Cauffel: Ah, it's a bitch, bitch and a half. What are you doing here?
Adrian Monk: I'm here with my assistant and her kid.
Walter Cauffel: I never figured you the amusement park type.
Adrian Monk: Oh, sure. I love it. It's so, you know, edgy.