Captain Stottlemeyer: Hello, Mr. Biederbeck.
Dale Biederbeck: Captain. I really wish you would've called. I'm a little busy at the moment.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm here to arrest you for the murder of Judge Kate Lavinio. That's a warrant. Duly sworn.
Dale Biederbeck: Sweetheart, I'm gonna have to call you back. Doctor, will you call Howard Klein and tell him we're suing the city for malicious prosecution again.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I have hired a local construction company to take out this door. We're gonna get a crane here and lower your fat ass down to the street.
Dale Biederbeck: A crane? Oh, that's rich. But would you mind explaining to me how I'm supposed to have killed the bitch? I can't leave this room, remember?