Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Psychic
Sharona: And this is my friend Adrian. Adrian Monk. And, um, you are? Daniel: Daniel. Sharona: Oh, Daniel. With a "D." Daniel: Adrian, I notice you touching all the poles. Is that an American thing? Adrian Monk: Yes, that's an American tradition. I'm touching all the poles because I'm proud to be an American. Daniel: Excuse my asking, but are you two together? Sharona: Me? Me and Monk? No. [laughs] No, we're not. Adrian Monk: It's not- It's not that funny. Sharona: Yes, it is pretty funny.