Sharona: Um, Carl said that, uh, he was talking about living in England. He was a Rhodes Scholar.
Adrian Monk: No kidding!
Sharona: Yeah. He graduated magna cum laude.
Adrian Monk: Cum laud.
Sharona: Right. I know. And now he has a private practice. He's an entertainment lawyer. Guess who he represents. Can I tell him?
Carl: Yeah, sure.
Sharona: Francis Ford Coppola.
Carl: Yeah, but it's no big deal. A tabloid wrote something about him that, you know, he was drunk at the Oscars, so now we're suing them for slander.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I don't know what to do here. I'm no good at this. Okay. This man is lying to you. He's not a lawyer.
Carl: What?
Adrian Monk: Oxford doesn't have a magna cum laud, and you sue a newspaper for libel, not slander. I'll just shut up. Forget I said anything. It's no big deal, Carl. Well, that looks... What the hell is that?