Adrian Monk: Captain, do you know the percentage of men over 6'3"?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Do you?
Adrian Monk: Maybe 0.5. The odds of two men in this city in that category, committing premeditated murder within two days of each other are astronomical.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All because of a twisted Venetian blind cord. Monk, that's a stretch, even for you.
Adrian Monk: That and he wore slippers. And he smokes Newports.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] This isn't police work. This... This is vaudeville.
Adrian Monk: He's already killed two... [shudders as he looks out the window] Two.
Sharona: Oh, it's nothing. He just has a little problem with heights.