‘Yard Sale’
Season 4, Episode 6 - Aired October 31, 2012
Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale to help Manny and Luke raise money for charity. When everybody makes fun off his unusual mode of transport, Phil feels pressured to buy Jay's old motorcycle. Claire drafts in Mitchell and Cameron when she's convinced Alex's boyfriend might be gay. Meanwhile, Manny uncovers an old secret of Gloria's.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [recording] Can anyone hear me?! Please help me! I don't wanna die! [cut] If I had to make a playlist for being trapped under a motorcycle, it'd be, um "Stuck In The Middle," "Hit The Road Jack," um, anything by Heavy D. Ooh, Pointer Sisters, "Neutron Dance." [cut] Turns out today wasn't the first day of the rest of my life. [cut] Oh, my goodness. There's some DVDs in a shoe box in, uh, my closet that I was holding for a buddy. Um, you can go ahead and just throw the whole box away. [beat boxing] I'm so hungry. I don't know how long I'm gonna be out here. I gotta ration my food. I said no tomatoes!