‘When Good Kids Go Bad’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired September 21, 2011
Mitchell and Cameron want to tell the family about their plan to adopt another child, but Lily isn't reacting well to the prospect of a baby brother. Jay thinks Gloria is covering for Manny after he took a girl's locket at school. Meanwhile, Claire is annoyed that nobody will accept she's right about Phil tripping her at the grocery store.
Quote from Phil
Jay: What the hell's happening here?
Phil: Is that from "Footloose"?
Quote from Phil
Jay: Oh, stop blaming each other. No kid wants a sibling. I mean, Claire hated you so much she stuck you in a dryer when you were two.
Mitchell: You put me in the dryer?
Claire: I did, but it wasn't 'cause I hated you. My friend Marci said that it wouldn't run with a kid inside it, and I knew it would. I was right.
Phil: Good governor. It's been going on since you were five?
Claire: Oh, my God. It is a sickness.
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: How long was I in that dryer? Because I- Is this why I'm afraid of tumbling? I had to quit gymnastics, Claire!
Phil: A childhood without tumbling? You knew this and just stood by and did nothing?!