‘Weathering Heights’
Season 8, Episode 4 - Aired October 12, 2016
Phil asks Haley to do his make-up when he is invited to be a real estate expert on the local news broadcast, but he can't cover up his excitement when he meets weatherman Rainer Shine. Elsewhere, Jay is determined to add a little more grit to Manny's video interview for his college application, and Lily is upset at the imposition of their new house guest.
Quote from Alex
Claire: We cheated.Luke and I messed with the tiles.
Alex: What?!
Claire: Yeah, it's just that, you're the smartest one in the family, and you always rub it in, and it doesn't make us feel good.
Alex: Wow. I am so sorry. I feel terrible that I've been making you guys feel this way. Thank you for opening up to me about it. Otherwise, I never would have known that you cheated, which means that I win, you lose! I win! You lose! I win! You lose! I win [panting] you lose. God, I'm so tired. [passes out]
Claire: If you want to shave off her eyebrows, I'm cool with that.
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: We're very disappointed in you.
Cameron: Yes, and there's gonna be consequences. No electronics for a week.
Lily: That'll be worse for you than for me.
Cameron: No dessert.
Lily: Okay, that hurts.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Sweetie, look, I, of all people, know what it feels like to go from being the center of attention. I went through it with my parents back on the farm, when they brought home a seven-pound little pink bundle of joy and said, "You're gonna share your room-"
Mitchell: We all know it's gonna be a pig.
Cameron: Anyway, he would snore... [giggles]
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Well, now, this is a lovely party.
Cameron: It's a splendid afternoon.
Lily: More tea?
Dwight: No thanks. My cup is still full.
Lily: No, it isn't.
Dwight: But I didn't drink it all.
Cameron: Just take the tea.
Quote from Phil
Rainer Shine: Phil. What are you doing here? You're not one of those storm chasers, are you?
Phil: Not since the movie "Twister" exposed how cutthroat it is. I came here to apologize.
Rainer Shine: Oh, you don't have to do that.
Phil: Yes, I do. I was confused, and I said a bunch of stuff that you didn't deserve.
Rainer Shine: It did hit me, right around the mid-section.
Quote from Phil
Rainer Shine: Phil, I know a million people, but I really don't have a lot of real friends.
Phil: Not even the sports guy? You guys are always laughing so crazy hard out of the commercials.
Rainer Shine: Chip Fielder? No. That's all fake. Fake as Tricia Tazaki's shelter dogs.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] It was so sweet that Jay cried a little bit.
Jay: He's a good kid. And it's gonna be weird around here without him, but at least I'll always have my special girl.
Gloria: Mmm!
Jay: [picks up Stella] And you'd never leave me, would you, baby?