Manny: I have a bad feeling about this. What if one of your neighbors saw us? Maybe we should just confess.
Luke: We will. In 20 years.
Manny: Huh?
Luke: You heard Grandpa. There's a statute of limitations, which is a good thing because we still need to take Lily down.
Manny: Nah, let her be the cute one. We don't need that anymore. We're bad boys now.

Haley: I'll see you guys later. I'm going to Abby's.
Claire: Bye, honey. Have fun.
Phil: Have fun, you! With Abby! [to Claire] We've confirmed Abby's a real person and a female?
Claire: Yes, sweetie. We met her. Honey, we can't treat Haley differently just because we both know what we know about her.
Phil: I know. I just need time. So Dylan told you? Why didn't he tell me? He and I used to share everything.
Claire: You're upset about a lot of things.
Phil: Okay, I won't obsess over it. I just wanna ask you one thing. How long have you known?
Claire: Three months.
Phil: So this giant thing happened to our first born, and you kept me in the dark about it for three whole months?
Claire: I'm sorry. I just wasn't sure how you'd feel.
Phil: [hugs Claire] Thank you.