‘Unplugged’
Season 2, Episode 5 - Aired October 20, 2010
After Claire encourages her family to put down their gadgets, Phil turns it into a contest. When a barking dog keeps Gloria up at night, she takes matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron try to get Lily into a prestigious pre-school.
Quote from Phil
Phil: No, no, no, no!
Claire: What is it?
Phil: Brady's injured. No! He's my whole team. I have to change my roster.
Claire: Honey, if you can't do it over the phone, you can't do it. Because we're not buying Haley a car.
Quote from Phil
Haley: So, what are you saying?
Phil: Uh... Um...
Claire: You're not getting a car.
Haley: But I won.
Phil: Yes, but we never thought you would.
Haley: So?
Claire: So Congratulations on your victory. Nobody can ever take that away from you.
Phil: So true.
Haley: But I spent two days in my room, talking to a bar of soap. It's not fair.
Phil: It's totally not fair.
Claire: We're outraged.
Phil: Bad parenting.
Haley: But we had a deal.
Phil: Which, in hindsight, was utter nonsense.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You still mad at me?
Gloria: You tell me. What is this?
Jay: I've been thinking. If you said as much about America as I said about Colombia I'd be plenty ticked off. Doesn't make up for everything, but...
Gloria: A trip to Colombia?
Jay: I wanna see your village, learn your culture. I love you. I'm sure I'm gonna love where you come from.