‘Treehouse’
Season 3, Episode 7 - Aired November 2, 2011
After spending time with Shorty and his girlfriend, Gloria is disappointed when Jay doesn't want to go dancing with them. Cameron bets Mitchell that he could get a woman's phone number at a bar. Meanwhile, Phil builds a tree house for Luke and his pals, but ends up being the one who makes a new friend.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh my God!
Cameron: That was a lot of girl tongue! I think I need a drink-a-doodle-doo.
Quote from Claire
Haley: What was that?
Claire: Hello, Haley. How was your day?
Haley: I have no money, no cell phone-
Claire: You're welcome.
Haley: What?!
Claire: I listened to you. I stopped coddling you, and look, you overcame an obstacle.
Haley: Oh! Yeah! I did! I grew up normal despite my crazy mom!
Claire: Well, that sounds like the beginning of a great essay. "Dear college..." Oh, honey, if you get stuck, let me know, and I'll make you sleep out in the yard.
Haley: You're psychotic!
Claire: Use spell check!
Quote from Gloria
Man: Hola! You're looking so good! How long has it been?
Gloria: We don't know each other. Go away.
Man: Fair enough. [to someone else] Hola! You're looking so good.
Quote from Shorty
Darlene: What was wrong with that guy?
Shorty: Yeah, I would have danced with him. He's got nice shoulders.
Gloria: Aw, you know, salsa is so intimate and sensual that it feels wrong to do it with somebody else that is not Jay.
Quote from Phil
Andre: That's gonna be a hell of a tree house.
Phil: Oh, thanks. I'm trying. It's for my son, but he's kind of lost interest.
Andre: It's kind of like my daughter with the dog. Which is why I'm the one out here doing this.
Phil: Did you just move in?
Andre: Lived here eight years. You?
Phil: 12.
Andre: Huh.
Phil: Huh.
Quote from Phil
Andre: You know, me and my friends, we, uh, we built a tree house when I was a kid. We spent hours in that thing. Loved it.
Phil: Me, too.
Andre: You need any help?
Phil: Yes, a lot. But I-I don't wanna bother you.
Andre: Only thing that bothers me is that drunken Amish roof you got up there. Do you even have a level?
Phil: I did, but I might have gotten frustrated and thrown it into your yard.
Andre: Let me find it. I'll be right over.
Phil: Thanks. I'm Phil, by the way.
Andre: I'm Andre. Nice to meet you, Phil.
Phil: Nice to meet you, Andre.