‘Travels with Scout’
Season 1, Episode 21 - Aired April 28, 2010
When Phil's father stops by in the RV, Claire thinks he's holding back an emotional issue from Phil. Meanwhile, Cameron fills in as the drummer in Dylan's band, and Manny is traumatized when Jay takes him to see a horror movie.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Que pasa Que pasa Que pasa. [Manny cries] Ay! We're gonna need a bigger bed!
Quote from Frank
Frank Dunphy: I believe this belongs to you. I don't want to drag the house along with me.
Quote from Frank
Phil: Come on. I don't think you're being honest with me. I- I know something is going on with you. What's up?
Frank Dunphy: Something up? Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high.
Phil: I'm not in the mood for jokes right now, although you nailed that.
Quote from Frank
Luke: I don't want to keep Scout if it makes Grandpa sad.
Claire: Yeah, I know, sweetie. But Grandma has allergies, so Scout has to stay with us.
Phil: Well, she could always just get some allergy shots.
Claire: Honey, you don't want to put her through that.
Frank Dunphy: Hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Dad. Dad. Please. Scout's- Scout's your dog. He should go with you.
Frank Dunphy: Okay, you twisted my arm. Thanks, Son. Thanks for poking through the armor.
Phil: You're poking through the armor down there.
Frank Dunphy: What?
Phil: Made you look.
Quote from Claire
Phil: [aside to camera] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I might have actually gotten even closer with my dad.
Claire: I can't believe he took my dog.