‘The One That Got Away’
Season 2, Episode 24 - Aired May 25, 2011
As the family works to plan a big birthday party for Jay, all he wants to do is spend a quiet day fishing. Meanwhile, Claire and Mitchell end up trapped in their childhood yard, Phil runs into his college nemesis while shopping with Gloria, and a misunderstanding lands Cameron in trouble at a bakery.
Quote from Phil
Phil: All right, easy. Easy.
Gloria: No, no, no. You're rocking the boat!
Phil: I got Claire! I got Claire!
Quote from Luke
Claire: Okay, everybody, upstairs. And, Luke, I want you to get in a hot bath right away.
Luke: I'm still shivering.
Alex: That's why you don't stand up in a boat.
Luke: I was king of the world.
Haley: Now you're dork of the night.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Honey, have I told you how lucky I am?
Claire: You mean since dinner?
Phil: I can't help it. Your beautiful eyes, your silky hair. Promise me you'll never change. [pulls coin out from behind Claire's ear]
Claire: I have to admit, that's kind of hot. Maybe I will go change.
Phil: Mmm. Mmm. I still got it. [trips] Knock it off.