‘Stuck in a Moment’
Season 10, Episode 10 - Aired December 12, 2018
As Haley searches for the right time to break the news to her family that she's pregnant, Alex feels the burden of keeping the secret from her parents. Claire steals Christmas back after Phil borrows the decorations for an open house. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria deal with an infestation at home, and Mitchell and Cameron have a few Christmas missteps as they take care of Cal.
Quote from Claire
Phil: Claire.
Claire: Honey, I just can't right now. I'm not in the mood for... [chuckles] How?
Phil: Merry Christmas from me.
Claire: Did you sneak out earlier and buy all this stuff to cover your tracks?
Phil: Or you can choose to believe it's a Christmas miracle.
Claire: I choose miracle.
Quote from Joe
Jay: Didn't you empty a can of powerful hairspray in the bathroom? And did you go in there, too?
Gloria: Fine! I needed something, okay? But at least I went in myself.
Joe: After you offered me $20 and I said no. [to Manny] Some of us can't be bought.
Quote from Dylan
Alex: Okay, one of my teeth is loose. I am begging you to tell them.
Dylan: That's what this is. I'm coming down the chimney as Santa, delighting Joe and Cal.
Haley: Mom will see how good he is with kids and then be super chill with us being pregnant.
Alex: Ugh...
Dylan: [groans] Uh-oh. I'm stuck.
Quote from Claire
Dylan: [o.s.] Don't tell them now. I want to be with you!
Claire: Tell us what?
Haley: Nothing. It can wait.
Alex: No, it can't! Please! My organs are shutting down!
Haley: Okay, fine. I... We have an announcement. Dylan and I are having a baby. [gasps]
Dylan: Are they smiling?
Phil: You're pregnant?
Haley: Yes. [clears throat] And w-we're really happy about it.
Phil: Why wouldn't you be? Wow!
Haley: Mom?
Claire: It's... it's a lot to process at once, and... [sighs] A baby. Unbelievable!
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell & Cameron: ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ [hesitantly] ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ ♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
Cameron: ♪ Did we leave the kids at Claire's house? ♪
Both: ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
Mitchell: ♪ Lily really needs a cell phone ♪
Both: ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
Mitchell: ♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪
Both: ♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪