‘Strangers in the Night’
Season 6, Episode 9 - Aired December 3, 2014
After Alex tells her parents she has a boyfriend, who they never seem to catch, they start to believe she has made him up. Gloria agrees to attend a dog birthday party after Jay agrees a picnic for a group of Colombians who are receiving their green cards, but Jay has a plan to get out of his side of the bargain. Mitchell and Cameron take great care to keep their luxury white couch in pristine condition, but they didn't plan on playing host to Mitchell's distressed co-worker.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Did you see the look in her eyes? Like she believed everything she was saying.
Phil: That's terrifying. Like this guy I knew in college. He was always telling me about these "crazy parties" that were "full of women." But when I'd ask him where they were, he'd give me a fake address.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Yes! Our little girl isn't crazy! Teddy's real!
Claire: Real freaky!
Phil: I'm going!
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: What do we do? Should we wake her up?
Cameron: And say what? "Would you mind terribly getting off our couch? You seem to be glazing it."
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let's go, Jay! We're supposed to be at the picnic in 20 minutes!
Jay: They've been living in a van for six years. They can wait a little longer.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: I mean, can you believe all the stuff Brenda brought for one night?
Mitchell: I know. Look at all this stuff over here. Super replenishing balm? Uh, pore-reducing booster serum?
Cameron: Anti-aging buffing beads? It must be so hard to be a girl.
Mitchell: I know. I know. It really makes you worry about the world we're sending Lily out into.
Cameron: Well, there's so much pressure on girls to be perfect. You ready?
Mitchell: Yep. The thing is, Cam, all we can do is instill our beliefs in her and hope that she makes good choices.Calming mister?
Cameron: It does feel nice to talk about it.
Mitchell: No, this is a calming mister.