Cameron: Okay. Granddaddy's truck's gonna be here in 84 minutes. So, we're tightening, we're stirring, we're chopping.
Gloria: Bottle it up!
Cameron: I can't. I'm just too excited. Oh, oh, you mean the sauce in the- Got it.

Gloria: Cam, what is this?
Cameron: Oh, my gosh. You weren't supposed to see these yet. This is just a potential label idea that I-I had mocked up. So...
Gloria: But I am not even on it.
Cameron: No, you are. Yes, you are. See? You're the silhouette right here by the nutritional facts. That way, people are looking at you and not the toxic amount of sodium. I have others, too. You know, I have one of us on a pepper rocket on our way to Flavor City. You're in front of me, and it's cute.

[As Lily and her friends are working a production line, bottling Gloria's sauce:]
Mitchell: Oh, Ms. Tran. Is that Patricia's medicine?
Jay: Pick up the pace, ladies! Come on! We've only got-
Mitchell: Trust me. This is slightly better than it looks.
Lily: My fingers hurt.
Cameron: Hey, honey, what did I say about talking on the line?

Luke: Dad, what are you doing?
Phil: It is time for them to go.
Claire: But, honey, are you sure they can even fly?
Phil: According to the Internet, they were ready a month ago.
Haley: At breakfast, you were giving them shoulder rubs. What happened?
Phil: I realized today that I may have been holding them back because that was fun for me. But in the end, you got to let them spread their wings, right?

Phil: All right, guys. Let's do this. One, two
Haley: Come visit us!
Claire: Make good choices!
Phil: In many ways, you fetched me!