‘She Crazy’
Season 7, Episode 4 - Aired October 14, 2015
Phil is pretty much alone in fussing over the unhatched duck eggs, so he seeks help from a reluctant Lily to build a duck village. Claire is nervous about pitching her closet ideas to Jay and the creative team. Cameron devolves into a middle-aged frat boy as he tries to bond with the college students renting the unit upstairs. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny get a lesson in courage when they both try to talk to their respective "crushes".
Quote from Claire
Phil: You know what? I was just thinking, if those duck eggs were still viable, maybe we should find out if you've got one or two fighters left in there, too.
Claire: No, thank you. I'm done with little ones running around the house.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Stay. Oh, I said stay.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The ducks imprinted on Claire. It's n-not a big deal.
[back:]
Claire: Come on, guys.
Phil: [tersely] She said stay!