Sal Quotes Page 2 of 3
Quote from Do You Believe In Magic
Sal: Finally. I was beginning to think she was weaker than Mitchell's jawline. Everyone knows why you grew that thing.
Quote from Great Expectations
Sal: So you guys are gonna have to bring Lily to Cabo, now that you're the guys that always bring Lily?
Mitchell: Well, you know-
Cameron: Yeah, probably.
Sal: I will throw her in the ocean.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: I said I gotta go pee.
Cameron: Okay, that wasn't even close.
Mitchell: Nope.
Quote from Great Expectations
Sal: When we go to Cabo, we have to find a hotel with a swim-up bar, 'cause this going back and forth to the bathroom is a fool's game. Okay, let's get more drinks.
Mitchell: Sal, we got to talk.
Cameron: It's about Lily.
Sal: Oh, shocker.
Mitchell: Okay. Do you think it's at all possible that maybe- maybe you're jealous of her?
Sal: Pfft! What? What? [laughing] It's just- I don't know. I don't- Where- Why would you say that?
Cameron: Well, because you won't look at any pictures of her and you talked about killing her and throwing her in the ocean.
Sal: Okay, that was a joke, you guys. Come on. Fine. Show me the pictures of Yoko.
Mitchell: See, it's-
Cameron: Sal.
Sal: It's a joke. You guys! Come on. 'Cause she's Asian, and she broke up our group.
Quote from Best Men
Sal: Why won't this open? Uh, something's wrong with that door. Okay, whatever. I have the most amazing news, and I'm super excited, but I won't be if you don't want me to be. Ready? I'm getting married!
Cameron: Oh, my gosh! Congratulations!
Mitchell: Oh, wow!
Sal: I know!
Mitchell: Who's the guy?
Sal: Oh, the love of my life.
Cameron: Oh, so you finally bagged your boss?
Sal: Oh! Yes, but it's not him. And I don't work there anymore.
Quote from Best Men
Cameron: Oh, my God, we're getting married!
Sal: We're getting married! Let's have a drink.
Mitchell: Yeah, we're out of vodka.
Sal: I will see you on Friday.
Quote from Best Men
Sal: Well, thank you, dimples.
Cameron: Oh, you better get that out of your system, 'cause in two hours, you're gonna be Mrs. Anthony Lombardo.
Mitchell: So does this Italian of yours cook?
Sal: In every room of the house, if you know what I mean! Ooh! We have a lot of sex.
Quote from Best Men
Mitchell: Okay, now let's have a proper toast. To wild Sal. You gave it a good run, but like every legendary gunslinger, there comes a time when you need to holster your weapons and ride off into the sunset.
Cameron: But you took on every man who came to town.
Sal: I really did!
Quote from Best Men
Sal: What the hell got into me?
Cameron: Besides the bartender's tongue?
Mitchell: Yes. Yes, well, that was a little inappropriate. But let's not overreact. It's perfectly natural to have a panic attack before making a big life decision.
Sal: What if it's the wrong decision? What if Tony's not the guy? What if he's the guy? Or him? He is cute. When did he come in?
Quote from Best Men
Cameron: Okay, you need to focus, Sal. You are about to make a sacred, lifelong commitment.
Sal: Aah! You are not making this better! [phone rings] Oh, God, it's Tony. I'm supposed to pick him up and drive him to the wedding? [silence] Everybody shut up for a second! Okay, you know what? I'm gonna marry him. What's the worst that can happen? I get a divorce. People do it all the time. [phone rings again] Oh, you're suffocating me!
Quote from Best Men
Minister: Marriage is a promise. It says to the world that you share a love and a commitment to each other that will only grow deeper as the years go by. Now have you two written vows?
Sal: Yeah, I'll go. Marriage terrifies me. Take Mitch and Cam. I used to think their life looked so boring. I could never do it. Pay bills? Wash dishes? Wake up to the same face every day? I felt sorry for them.
Mitchell: Where is this headed?
Sal: But they're not bored. It turns out when you're with the right person, you can change shelf paper at 10:00 at night in your pajamas and not wanna be anywhere else. That's how much they love each other.
Cameron: We sure do.
Sal: And when I just saw your face, I remembered that's how much I love you. Thanks for being here.
Cameron: We wouldn't be anywhere else, Sal.