Phil Quote #1866
Quote from Phil in I'm Going to Miss This
Mitchell: Okay, this is too soon. She wasn't supposed to give birth for two more weeks.
Cameron: Yeah, and, you know, not to be critical of women, but how hard is it just to hold it in? You know, I had that giant coffee and sat through Manny's one-man "Uncle Vanya."
Mitchell: We... We... We still haven't baby-proofed. We don't... We don't have a changing table.
Cameron: I haven't even started painting the mural above the baby's crib yet.
Mitchell: Okay, so I guess there are some positives.
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Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: And why are the movers just sitting out there?
Gloria: Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. I used to be a mover. I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend steal his brother's refrigerator.
Mitchell: Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, a spokesmodel, and a mover. I-Is your life real?
Gloria: Is anything real? That was a question that I asked myself when I was a philosophy professor.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Hey! You find it?
Dylan: No, but I just realized why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs."
Haley: That's snake eyes.
Dylan: Oh. Then what did I realize?
Quote from Mitchell
Gloria: Now, say goodbye to the house. Tell it how much it meant to you. Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has come when they must part ways.
Mitchell: Okay, well, usually, I would just take my gym membership off his keychain and then introduce him to my mother.