Phil Quote #1864
Quote from Phil in I'm Going to Miss This
Phil: I've never seen so many pretty ones.
Boy: Mama! The Easter Bunny stole my basket!
Phil: T-That's because I'm the Easter Bandit. You were a little bad last year.
Boy: I know.
Girl #1: I have five now!
Phil: Five eggs?! Well, congratulations! You get to trade these five eggs for one... solar path light!
Girl #2: This egg's moving!
Phil: Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is a magic egg. Close your eyes and make a wish. Okay.
Girl #2: Where's my egg?
Phil: Disappeared. Gotta go!
Modern Family Quotes
‘I'm Going to Miss This’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: And why are the movers just sitting out there?
Gloria: Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. I used to be a mover. I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend steal his brother's refrigerator.
Mitchell: Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, a spokesmodel, and a mover. I-Is your life real?
Gloria: Is anything real? That was a question that I asked myself when I was a philosophy professor.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Hey! You find it?
Dylan: No, but I just realized why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs."
Haley: That's snake eyes.
Dylan: Oh. Then what did I realize?
Quote from Mitchell
Gloria: Now, say goodbye to the house. Tell it how much it meant to you. Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has come when they must part ways.
Mitchell: Okay, well, usually, I would just take my gym membership off his keychain and then introduce him to my mother.