Phil Quote #1860
Quote from Phil in I'm Going to Miss This
Meemaw: And get this, Gerald fell again. Wrist this time. That man's got more pins in him than a tailor's mouth.
Mimsy: He never learned how to fall the right way. Too proud.
Phil: Wait, there's a right way to fall?
Claire: Really? A follow-up?
Mimsy: Resist the temptation to break the fall with the hands. Land on your bottom. Aim for the meat, not the bone. [falls back]
Phil: Oh... Mimsy! [guests gasp]
Mimsy: See? Good as new. My dear husband, such a gentleman. He always opens the bathtub door for me.
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Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: And why are the movers just sitting out there?
Gloria: Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. I used to be a mover. I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend steal his brother's refrigerator.
Mitchell: Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, a spokesmodel, and a mover. I-Is your life real?
Gloria: Is anything real? That was a question that I asked myself when I was a philosophy professor.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Hey! You find it?
Dylan: No, but I just realized why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs."
Haley: That's snake eyes.
Dylan: Oh. Then what did I realize?
Quote from Mitchell
Gloria: Now, say goodbye to the house. Tell it how much it meant to you. Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has come when they must part ways.
Mitchell: Okay, well, usually, I would just take my gym membership off his keychain and then introduce him to my mother.