Mitchell Quote #986
Mitchell: Uh, by the way, what was that phone call you got?
Cameron: Oh. Uh [chuckles] crazy. Our adoption agency.
Mitchell: From years ago?
Cameron: Y-Yeah, apparently, uh, they were migrating the database, and somehow, our profile got accidentally reactivated and... and somebody picked us.
Mitchell: Wait, picked us? A-As in there... there's a baby?
Cameron: I know. Wild, right?
Mitchell: W-Well, you... you told them no?
Cameron: Well, it felt wrong until I talked to you about it, but, yeah, I-I'll... I will. I'll tell 'em.
Mitchell: It was really fun telling those stories tonight.
Cameron: Yeah. Really puts losing a job in perspective. You know, none of our best memories have anything to do with work. They all have to do with that little girl right out there.
Mitchell: Well, you know, she's not so little anymore. Oh. Oh, I think we're about to have a hand-holding moment. [Cameron grabs Mitchell's hand]
Cameron: You know, we got pretty good at this parenting thing, didn't we?
Mitchell: Um... so, uh, we... we have to tell the agency tonight?
Cameron: Well, technically, we have 24 hours to, uh... decide.
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