Cameron Quote #1366

Quote from Cameron in Spuds

Mitchell: Cam. Cam. I-I-I just got some bad news, and I think it's best that you hear it from me.
Cameron: Oh, I heard. They're out of the Impossible Potato. Now, I'm sorry, you advertise the first potato made entirely of meat, ya better have enough for everyone.

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 ‘Spuds’ Quotes

Quote from Dylan

Dylan: It still haunts her. Not to be weird, but she still won't let me mention your names while we're making love.

Quote from Jay

Jay: I hate it when they get cute with the bathroom signs. Why would French fries mean ladies and baked potato gents? Just throw one of them into a skirt.

 Cameron Tucker Quotes

Quote from Unplugged

Cameron: [affected accent] The tribe elders foretold that though I lay with fire-haired man, the giving hawk would bring us baby with her skin the color of sweet corn, which my people call maize.
Mitchell: Okay. Please stop.
Mr. Plympton: Well, uh-
Cameron: Knowledge is her sustenance. Like so much maize which, you'll remember, means corn.
Mitchell: What if I was a single dad?

Quote from Send Out the Clowns

Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.