Cameron Quote #1359
Cameron: H-How did you find me?
Mitchell: Well, you're pretty easy to spot. Look, I-I'm sorry I overreacted, okay? If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo.
Cameron: I can never be Fizbo again. Fizbo is dead.
Mitchell: Oh, you're a moving target.
Cameron: Look, I ran into the real Fizbo today, and he squirted me in the face with water and hit me in the head with a book.
Mitchell: What?!
Cameron: See, here, I thought I had created this special, unique thing, but I'm the one that's been a fraud all this time! I'm throwing the suit in the river!
Mitchell: Wait. That's littering. There's a trash can right over here.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Paris’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Claire was about to meet Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude. The plan was simple enough. All I did was create a fake work emergency and wait for Claire at her favorite café. [French accent] Welcome to France. What is the purpose of your visit? L'amour. Just answer the question, sir! [normal voice] Oh, I'm s-so sorry. Um, business... [French accent] of l'amour.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was easy to fit in. All I had to do was look good and have a lot of attitude. Paris was just like one big gay bar.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Alright, big day. Lots of plans. First thing's first, getting into character.
Claire: Oh.
Phil: [French accent] Claude Bixby, mustard magnate with a flair for...
Claire: Uh, Phil... Claude... I-I love that you're doing all of this, but doesn't some tiny part of you feel guilty for ditching Guy? I mean, he did wait for me for 30 years. We could invite him for a glass of wine.
Phil: [sighs] [normal voice] Fine. But I'm warning you, if he gets out of line, Claude knows karate. And Krav Maga. He's Jewish on his mother's side.